Unbaaaalievable

Whilst watching an early Top Gear the other night* there was a clip of Jeremy Clarkson driving around in mid-Wales somewhere. As the camera panned across Graham exclaimed 'What's that?! Is it a cow? Or a dog?' Unable to speak for mirth for a second I looked at him with an amused expression. 'You are joking...right?' 'No, what is that?' 'You really don't know?' 'NO! It can't be a dog' 'It's a bloody sheep you fool!' 'That's not a sheep, it's got a tail.' 'Sheep have tails' 'Well...not here they don't, it can't be a proper sheep' So all you poor deluded British so called 'sheep' farmers (or, indeed, farmers from anywhere other than tail-less Australia) there you have it. You have been mistaken in what you've been breeding for millennia. They are not sheep, though what they are is open for debate ... Possibly some sort of cow? *SBS are currently showing the new format Top Gear from the very first episode - what I want to know is WHERE THE HELL IS JAMES MAY?