A little bit stupid

It's actually quite unusual for me to be as daft as I was yesterday. I'm sunburnt. It's actually quite painful. No, I wasn't at work (though that is resulting in the interesting fact that my knees and all the bare skin above said joints is getting a tan whilst my shins remain pale and my feet are bright white up to the top of my socks). I wasn't at the beach. I wasn't even attempting to get a suntan by lying out in the yard trying to bake myself as so many people seem to like doing. No. I was playing cards whilst attempting to keep in the shade, an exercise which, after half an hour, it became rather apparent hadn't worked. My shoulders are a whole world of pain and rather an unbecoming shade of red with white (for which read 'incandescent and blinding') bra strap marks. Very sexy I can assure you.